Thursday, August 13, 2009

TMI Thursday: Look Before You Pee

TMI Thursday
It's TMI Thursday, bitches!! Hosted by the lovely LiLu, as always.

While in the UP, DB and I did quite a bit of shopping. One store we stopped into was called Enchanted Knights. It was SO over-the-top. To say the least. Knights and swords and fairies everywhere. Magic wands? Man-skirts? A life-sized knight? They had it all. All the cashiers were dressed in Renaissance clothing (which was also for sale). They even talked in fake accents. Hilarious.

DB *cough. nerd. cough* loved it.

I thought it was ridiculous and vowed to share it with you bloggy people. I grabbed a business card so I'd remember the name. Except I then proceeded to lose it.

Would you like to know how?

The first thing I did after the looooooooong car ride was run inside the house to use the bathroom. Down came the pants, I did my business, and turned around to flush. Guess what was floating in the potty? Amidst the pee and poop?

Yep. The business card. Which had been in my back pocket only seconds ago! I had pissed on it. And then shit on it.

The worst part? I had to fish it out. Couldn't let the toilet get clogged!

14 comments:

Elizabeth Marie said...

You're a better woman than I...

And I wonder if the cashiers were for sale as well?!

Gauche said...

awww!! I want a sword and maybe a fairy wand. When you scrape the poo off the card, can you give me the number? nice blog btw.

JennyMac said...

UGH!

Laughter follows. haha.

justjp said...

Ouch. Not cool.

BigSis said...

What I wouldn't give for a magic wand! And, I totally would have let the card clog the toilet!

LiLu said...

You are braver than I... I TOTALLY would have tried to flush it!

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

I always want to go into those places and point out to them that, by the time of the Renaissance, the English language had modernized path "prithee, thee, thou, art, doth, and wouldst". And then pop in that Shakespeare used "you" more often than he did "thee" and "thou" combined.

Wonderful said...

Oh no, you're so brave for fetching it out. I don't think I could've done that.

Balancing Good & Evil Daily said...

Had one of those stores where I used to live. Pathetic. As to the business card, crap belongs in the toilet, just flush it!

Cheddar said...

I'm not sure which is better, the store or the fact you fished the card out of the toilet. I'm not going to lie, I'm kind of impressed.

Lucy said...

Oh, my gosh, I would have flushed and then lied about not knowing how it got clogged!

Kathy B! said...

AGGGGGHHHHHH!

Gross.

I so would've flushed that bad boy and then played innocent.

The Peach Tart said...

I so would have flushed it

The Demigoddess said...

I just puked in my mouth. Excuse me...I will be right back. LOL.