Thursday, July 16, 2009

TMI Thursday: This is why I don't give road head

TMI Thursday
As LiLu says... ***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s!***

This isn't about me.

I remember my first kiss, the first time I got to second base, my first bj, and yes, my first time having sex.

But enough about sex, this post is about blow jobs!

My dear sister's first blow job was awesome. At least it was awesome for me, because I laughed so hard when she told me about it, I almost peed my pants. Ew.

Not so awesome for her.

Sis was sort-of-dating this guy, Filmguy. He liked to film things. Anyways. They were driving around our neighborhood killing time, because there's seriously nothing better to do in this town when you're 16.

Cue the blow job.

Tay: While he was driving? Like road head?
Sis: Not exactly...

Turns out that he parked his car in the middle of the road and let her take over.

Blah, blah, blah, head, head, head.

And somebody knocks on the window.

Filmguy rolls down the window, junk hanging out, Sis in his lap, and asks "what?!?!" As if there was nothing wrong with what they were doing. Some old guy was standing there.

Old guy: I think you two should get going now.

Tay: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my god, you got caught? Hahahahaha.
Sis: It gets worse.
Tay: Can it possibly?
Sis: We were parked right down the street. Like, right-right down the street. I'm pretty sure that old guy was our neighbor.

And from then on, Sis avoided our neighbor, I cracked up whenever I saw him, and poor Filmguy never got another blow job from her.

Happy TMI Thursday!


Cheddar said...

This is why everyone should have siblings. Who do only children laugh at? They must lead sad, sad lives. Happy Thursday!

Jill Pilgrim said...

Oh my God- that's hilarious! Your poor traumatized sister!

Mrs4444 said...

OMG-That's hilarious (when it's not you!) Reminds me of my BFF's mom (age 50 or so at the time), who was giving her boyfriend a blow job when her jaw locked open. Seriously. She had to go to the ER! of course, she told them she was "just yawning" when it got stuck! LOL!!